Please explain the Porsche CFO’s neck beard to me. 

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Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
03/15/2019 at 12:47

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a subtle nod to Porsche racing fans.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
03/15/2019 at 12:48

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I cannot.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
03/15/2019 at 12:48

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10/10 better than a man bun.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
03/15/2019 at 12:48

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When you have testosterone, you grow hair on your face and neck.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
03/15/2019 at 12:50

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After 12 hours of working on his hair, he was too exhausted to finish shaving. 


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
03/15/2019 at 12:51

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It’s like a reverse mullet...business in back, party in front.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
03/15/2019 at 12:51

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Forget it, Dave, it’s Germany. 


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
03/15/2019 at 12:53

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Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
03/15/2019 at 12:53

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He ain’t puttin no razor near his neck cause


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
03/15/2019 at 12:56

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M’acan


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
03/15/2019 at 13:01

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Unintentional, didn't do a good job shaving that day, and the lighting/camera flash made it look worse than it was?


Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
03/15/2019 at 13:03

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They  forgot that shaving from the chin down was a separate configurable item when ordering.


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > For Sweden
03/15/2019 at 13:07

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When you have testosterone are Lutz Meschke , you grow hair on your face and neck.


Kinja'd!!! Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
03/15/2019 at 13:34

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“We expect that we will be able to deliver more razors this year than in 2018"

- Gillette CEO Patrice Louis Louvet


Kinja'd!!! 412GTI > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
03/15/2019 at 13:49

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Maybe his razor was caught cheating emission and had to be bought back halfway through the shave. 


Kinja'd!!! Discerning > For Sweden
03/15/2019 at 13:51

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The really peculiar thing is he appears to be clean shaven on his cheeks, chin, and lip.


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
03/15/2019 at 14:46

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It doesn’t grow in here, or here, or here.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > lone_liberal
03/15/2019 at 20:45

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This is the correct answer. 


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > ranwhenparked
03/15/2019 at 20:47

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Pretty clearly intentional to me. 


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
03/16/2019 at 00:56

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...at significant cost. Also, the no-shave option is also a (pricey) option.


Kinja'd!!! facw > For Sweden
03/16/2019 at 10:00

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Right, but then you shave just your face?


Kinja'd!!! wkiernan > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
03/16/2019 at 10:42

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M a y b e h i s f a c e i s l i k e mine , a nd he doesn’ t l i k e pain . For the last fifty years, whenever I shave more than about five days in a row, that entire area under the line of my chin turns red and sore s o I w i n c e e v e r y t i m e I t o u c h i t . I’ve tried a variety of razors and electric shavers and all sorts of emollients and aftershaves, but nothing helps m u c h .

T h i s w a s a d r a g w h e n I h a v e b e e n w o r k i n g i n d o o r s i n a place where there’ s a i r - c o n d i t i o n i n g, particularly when I was expected to wear a neck-tie , but f o r t h e t w e n t y - f i v e years I worked out-of-doors in the Flo r i d a h e a t i t w a s u n e n d u r a b l e. S o I reverted to shaving o n c e e v e r y t h r e e o r f o u r m o n t h s . E v e n t h a t i s t o o m u c h l i k e w o r k , b u t o t h e r w i s e t h e d a m n b e a r d w o u l d g r o w d o w n t o m y k n e e s . I t w o u l d b e l i k e c a r r y i n g a r o u n d a h o u s e - p e t e v erywhere I go .